I’ve been off the sandwich circuit this past week largely because I have been consuming mass quantities of chicken soup due to a cold from outer space. That’s no reason to deprive you of Sandwich Wednesday though. So please enjoy this Abbott & Costello routine about splitting a turkey sandwich and a pair of twin waitresses who make the boys nearly lose their minds. For the record there is only one turkey sandwich that truly gets me going. And that is the magnificent specimen to be found at Parm on the fringes of Little Italy. It is so good that I would never consider splitting it with anybody.